Getting Arrested by Canadian FBI Speedrun (world record)

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I attempt to conquer the world record for getting arrest by the Canadian FBI by detailing how I would fight (and beat) all of their endangered species!
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  1. Shine Snake
    Shine Snake
    преди 7 часа

    So if mark gets arrested we all know why

  2. JSkye Peterson (JTP)
    JSkye Peterson (JTP)
    преди 23 часа

    Me, sees title of video; 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  3. Kyra Puhl-Trinh
    Kyra Puhl-Trinh
    преди ден

    I find it hilarious that Mark didn’t find anything about how the RCMP will arrest you of you illegally cross the border into Canada

  4. The Super Smash Slacker
    The Super Smash Slacker
    преди ден

    5:50 “Is this like a Pokémon evolution?” From the marmot to that dweller, that would be a Digimon evolution! It’s certainly extreme enough of a change!

  5. Novus Talks
    Novus Talks
    преди ден

    You would only need to fight the small animals multiple times

  6. bugplaymom
    bugplaymom
    преди 2 дни

    “crush it between my thighs” sir? SIR?????

  7. Katie Boo's Cell
    Katie Boo's Cell
    преди 2 дни

    Mark is such an American :P

  8. Tamara Mace
    Tamara Mace
    преди 2 дни

    Your my favorite fnaf hero

  9. Greyson Truszkowski
    Greyson Truszkowski
    преди 3 дни

    Is this video legal?

  10. coolslayer53
    coolslayer53
    преди 3 дни

    Mark: "Keep in mind i'm not trying to kill the animals." Also Mark: "I'm going to rip it's heart out with my fist!"

  11. freckled cracker
    freckled cracker
    преди 3 дни

    Okay, but what about the Beaver, Moose, Grizzlie, Black Bear, Narwhal and Polar Bear?

  12. Veke Gaming
    Veke Gaming
    преди 5 дни

    This has to be acted, because how could the fbi/mounted police arrest him before the video was out(except if he streamed it)

  13. Samantha Wallace
    Samantha Wallace
    преди 5 дни

    Is Markiplier ok?

  14. Jacob Galloway
    Jacob Galloway
    преди 5 дни

    Mark talking about wolverines, and being as squishy as possible: "The hero who's really good at punching and martial arts, PUNCHES, and then they find that their fist just gets bounced off their rotund belly. Me: "There is literally an episode of the old X-Men cartoon where Wolverine punches the blob and has that exact thing happen!"

  15. Choco Cat
    Choco Cat
    преди 5 дни

    ON THE TURTLE ONE RIGHT AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT I GOT A TURTLE AD FGEWFGBFR

  16. Emerald Foxtrot
    Emerald Foxtrot
    преди 5 дни

    Touch that fox and ill hunt you down myself (PS I love foxes)

  17. Mr fidgitmin
    Mr fidgitmin
    преди 6 дни

    By-but we have wolverines in Michigan, why do you think that’s MU,s mascot annimal

  18. Legendary Lego Dude
    Legendary Lego Dude
    преди 6 дни

    My favorite parts were "bobolink...your name is stupid" and "this is the species known as endangered species"

  19. Alysha Biljan
    Alysha Biljan
    преди 6 дни

    You should look up what a Loon sounds like...

  20. Wiz Rad
    Wiz Rad
    преди 7 дни

    Mark- "I'm not trying to kill these animals." Also Mark- "I'll shove my hand into it's anus and pull it inside out." Llama with a hat- "Maaaaark, that kills people."

    1. Jacob Galloway
      Jacob Galloway
      преди 5 дни

      excellent reference

  21. Slow
    Slow
    преди 7 дни

    Just spit on parliament hill while yelling expletives and you WILL get arrested by the RCMP

  22. Olivia Brooks
    Olivia Brooks
    преди 7 дни

    5 min explanation on how he wants to kill a loon .-.

  23. D Swiz (D Swiz)
    D Swiz (D Swiz)
    преди 7 дни

    As a Canadian this was really stupid. I love it.

  24. ALuna
    ALuna
    преди 7 дни

    7:22 so Goku vs Botamo? Or basically anyone vs Botamo.

  25. Deku Rin
    Deku Rin
    преди 7 дни

    He said crush it inbeten my thies he is lady dumadrasecue

  26. Stella Maris
    Stella Maris
    преди 8 дни

    Had he brought his weird shovel thing from the Sour Patch Kids Ice Cream Review, he would be coming up with ways to use all its assets to kill these

  27. Aaron Celestial
    Aaron Celestial
    преди 9 дни

    Mark's really gonna turn into The Gongoozler to fight the common loon huh...

  28. alana machaffie
    alana machaffie
    преди 9 дни

    mark: says he doesn't want to kill them he just wants to fight mark, five seconds later: describing how he would rip a birds heart out

  29. Percival Fowler
    Percival Fowler
    преди 9 дни

    Mark: *hasn't uploaded in 5 days* Me: I guess the Canadian mountain police got him

  30. Diego Ruiz
    Diego Ruiz
    преди 9 дни

    I’d simply punch them really hard to where they can’t move at all. (⌒▽⌒)

  31. Stephanie N.
    Stephanie N.
    преди 9 дни

    Side note: This entire video is a comedic bit (probably) done in improv. Mark’s comedic improv skills have come a long way since the beginning of his channel. He is such a natural entertainer and the time he took to work on that skill has only made him better. He is able to take a simple concept and turn it into a 15 minute video that is really enjoyable.

  32. TheRawringDog
    TheRawringDog
    преди 10 дни

    Mark: I'm not trying to kill them Also mark: I will punch through its body,grab its heart,and then pull

  33. Tony Green
    Tony Green
    преди 10 дни

    this is just a video of mark describing how he's "built different" in everyway

  34. Joking Maiden
    Joking Maiden
    преди 10 дни

    13:00 you *WHAT*

  35. ErrorCode
    ErrorCode
    преди 10 дни

    You could beat up a heard of polar bears before you can defeat a single wolverine, they are literally just honey badgers but in snow

  36. Ethan
    Ethan
    преди 10 дни

    This is the most awesome description ever I can see everything MARK PLEASE MAKE A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT THIS

  37. rhaegnarok
    rhaegnarok
    преди 10 дни

    Blowing up the moon is probably the best way to go about this tbh

  38. Michelle Vogrinec
    Michelle Vogrinec
    преди 11 дни

    Can we talk about how he casually skipped over the narwhals? XD

  39. Lets Rave
    Lets Rave
    преди 11 дни

    Bro, the Dweller in the Gulf is literally just an ancient Shuckle.

  40. Deven Brooks
    Deven Brooks
    преди 11 дни

    He turned inti korean saxton hale

  41. Payton Stanley
    Payton Stanley
    преди 11 дни

    Mark- “I hate the water” Also mark- *plans on going under water to kill the one bird*

  42. Edelette
    Edelette
    преди 11 дни

    Me: *knows not to fuck with Moose cause thats death* sure Mark

  43. Jack Papenburg
    Jack Papenburg
    преди 11 дни

    why does the dude from megamind and markiplier match so well

  44. Ladainion LaMere
    Ladainion LaMere
    преди 11 дни

    Markiplier's Hall of Fame W/L Record: 20-5-4

  45. Ladainion LaMere
    Ladainion LaMere
    преди 11 дни

    8:20 At that time Markiplier earned his role as Korosensei

  46. Ladainion LaMere
    Ladainion LaMere
    преди 11 дни

    Markiplier: I'm not gonna kill them Bird: oh, ok thank you Markiplier: Back, Down, Forward, Low Punch Markiplier: Markiplier wins, Flawless Victory, Fatality

  47. Katsuki Bakugou
    Katsuki Bakugou
    преди 11 дни

    No, this is just us all witnessing mark slowly going insane due to being dragged into the rabbit hole of the depths of Google

  48. Rageshree Prasad
    Rageshree Prasad
    преди 11 дни

    The common loon unlocks its sharingan after the first kill

  49. GvG tv
    GvG tv
    преди 12 дни

    6:39 the video when dad walks in. No joke this actually happened to me

  50. HBGaming
    HBGaming
    преди 12 дни

    22 videos later, I have still not liked the video.

  51. Ayah Barahim
    Ayah Barahim
    преди 12 дни

    I wonder how might he feel about taking on a Canadian goose

  52. Alexis Belshaw
    Alexis Belshaw
    преди 12 дни

    Did mark just say he would SEDUCE a cougar?

  53. Dart Devious
    Dart Devious
    преди 12 дни

    Mark is Piccolo blowing up the moon

  54. Grim
    Grim
    преди 12 дни

    Alternate Title: Mark reveals his secret identity as a bard by either seducing or using Vicious Mockery on each animal

  55. Mini Munch
    Mini Munch
    преди 12 дни

    “…I would be able to float BELOW the water.” Mark, I think that’s called sinking

  56. Royal Joker
    Royal Joker
    преди 12 дни

    so far it seems everyone is completely overlooking 13:00

  57. Covian Lanier
    Covian Lanier
    преди 12 дни

    Markiplier: It is going to be a fair gentleman’s fight Also mark: I’m gonna take them from below/behind where they will have no chance to defend themselves and/or fight back

  58. Cody Waychoff
    Cody Waychoff
    преди 13 дни

    My favorite was the bug that he just chuckles, "You're going down, bitch."

  59. Cody Waychoff
    Cody Waychoff
    преди 13 дни

    Mark: I'm not gonna kill them, I'm just gonna fight them. Also Mark on the first animal: I am going to punch a hole through it's body and tear it's heart out.

  60. Connor Enriquez
    Connor Enriquez
    преди 13 дни

    Mark trying to say *Wetaskiwin* (and failing miserably) gave me happiness

  61. Colonel Aleph 0
    Colonel Aleph 0
    преди 13 дни

    Mark: I’m not gonna kill the animal, just beat it up Also Mark: *PROCEEDS TO RIP A BIRD’S HEART OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS*

  62. Nick Carde
    Nick Carde
    преди 13 дни

    Lol. Loons are so fast underwater…..your battle plan is now flawed. 😅

  63. Roberta Green
    Roberta Green
    преди 13 дни

    as an Indigenous person I am both disappointed and amused at the same time

  64. Charles Benca
    Charles Benca
    преди 13 дни

    Getting Arrested by GRC/RCMP Speedrun (world record) *FTFY

  65. Anomalocaris729
    Anomalocaris729
    преди 13 дни

    Marliplier: *Says he won't kill any animals* Also Markiplier: *Says he'll rip out bird's tiny heart with his bare hands*

  66. Eucis93
    Eucis93
    преди 13 дни

    This video is not vegan

  67. Janis Francisco
    Janis Francisco
    преди 13 дни

    this has big unus annus energy

  68. VeganPantry
    VeganPantry
    преди 13 дни

    How is Sasquatch not on the endangered species list?

  69. Daemon Wilson
    Daemon Wilson
    преди 13 дни

    I have to credit my southern boyfriend for teaching me, the glacier-encrusted northerner, what a Whipperwill is before I watched this. He's seeing this in the morning. Also ... Mark did an admirable job avoiding saying he would fist that duck, all while thrusting up from below it with his hand in the "dagger" formation. I could see it in his eyes that he knew right well what was happening with that hand...

  70. Adreden Gaming
    Adreden Gaming
    преди 14 дни

    Come on bud, cars cost less there, eh.

  71. Adreden Gaming
    Adreden Gaming
    преди 14 дни

    You will be screamin like a wee girl when you find a moose to fight. Film that it will certainly be funny

  72. Matt Rondeau
    Matt Rondeau
    преди 14 дни

    "The wolverine won't be able to bite me from my immense mass" They kill moose and polar bears... But I admire your confidence

  73. Nooly Nunez
    Nooly Nunez
    преди 14 дни

    At this point I'm convinced that mark is Bisexual

  74. Jakobmeathead
    Jakobmeathead
    преди 14 дни

    As a Canadian, i will say that the mountie uniform is not actually what they wear out on the streets, it's only for special occasions, they wear normal police uniform

  75. Wyatt Peterson
    Wyatt Peterson
    преди 14 дни

    The loon scares so many people when they crow its like out of a horror movie. Also you could come to Minnesota, the loon is there national bird

  76. Sadiaaa !!!
    Sadiaaa !!!
    преди 14 дни

    Canada: is North America American badger: *exists* Mark: wHy aRe yOu eVen heRe? Mark pls 😭

  77. booooooo
    booooooo
    преди 14 дни

    CSIS is our CIA

  78. Amber Tito
    Amber Tito
    преди 14 дни

    The RCMP would probably have bigger problems than some dude fighting endangered animals when the moon literally explodes.

  79. Smokey
    Smokey
    преди 14 дни

    Dude I like you. I do. But a wolverine will absolutely fuck you up 😂. Bears don't fuck with that lol

  80. Nexus71c
    Nexus71c
    преди 14 дни

    "I'm gonna load up on Häagen-Dazs" "I'm gonna live a healthy life" Yeah, you right

  81. KN Lone Wolf
    KN Lone Wolf
    преди 14 дни

    Hmmmm ummmm?

  82. Stellar Moons
    Stellar Moons
    преди 14 дни

    "I'll be like Timber, bitch" The ad: Based on a true story

  83. U. F-H
    U. F-H
    преди 14 дни

    *PETA has entered the chat*

  84. Tug The Great
    Tug The Great
    преди 15 дни

    1:48 what in the kentucky fried faq is this

  85. charals jonef
    charals jonef
    преди 15 дни

    you cant collect thing with Pokémon cards

  86. Dasa F.
    Dasa F.
    преди 15 дни

    6:52: "wHY do you piSs ON yoUR FOoDDD" at least 3 unus annus videos: 👀👀

  87. Sean Ruebush
    Sean Ruebush
    преди 15 дни

    0:48 sckriddle, griddle, Skrill..., A skrittle. Are you serious right now? I'm super serious.

  88. sosa gaga
    sosa gaga
    преди 15 дни

    NO TOOLS

  89. EBIkorn888 ebiCORN
    EBIkorn888 ebiCORN
    преди 15 дни

    How do you actually kill an animal without tools? beaclouse the only taktik i can think of is chock them😂

  90. jessi4775
    jessi4775
    преди 15 дни

    Bruh, loons are diving birds that stab their prey. You gonna lose those eyes before you get 'em open. Get a super murky lake tho, that'll make it harder for them to see you!

  91. Anne-Marie Doucet
    Anne-Marie Doucet
    преди 15 дни

    So, um, anyone gonna tell him no one wins a fight with the vicious little asshole devil that is a carcajou? Thise fucking things are nightmares in the wild, even in the observational reserves they're nasty little bastards 🤣🤣🤣 keepers are legit afraid of them

  92. Shiru Ka
    Shiru Ka
    преди 15 дни

    I'm not sure whether to be amused or terrified at how proud he seems to be of the fact that he can hurt small animals with ease.

  93. Iris D
    Iris D
    преди 16 дни

    Who’s gonna tell him loons are excellent swimmers and can spend good chunks of time under water

  94. Cephalon Wolf
    Cephalon Wolf
    преди 16 дни

    3:24 marks middle finger is massive

  95. Ryan “DeFlavin”
    Ryan “DeFlavin”
    преди 16 дни

    I know this is a big joke, but I used to try to catch loons when I was younger... cause I'm an idiot, anyway they're like living torpedos

  96. LittleBigSmoak
    LittleBigSmoak
    преди 16 дни

    I like how his plan to kill the warbler is straight up the same thing they did in Shrek

  97. NothingSpecialx9
    NothingSpecialx9
    преди 16 дни

    Mark plans on blowing up the moon with no tools.

  98. Haley Cooner
    Haley Cooner
    преди 16 дни

    Cougar suduce it

  99. Just Plain Dan
    Just Plain Dan
    преди 16 дни

    Except the Loon can dive underwater longer than many humans can.

  100. Katie Squires
    Katie Squires
    преди 16 дни

    Well I got an ad for the wwf on this video 😂😂