I Literally Won't Shut Up Until You Listen To Distractible

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  1. Frank Castle
    Frank Castle
    преди 5 часа


  2. Ingrid Charity
    Ingrid Charity
    преди 14 часа

    I don't think you're a clown lol ?

  3. Yamm Yamm
    Yamm Yamm
    преди 16 часа

    You should maybe consider putting "Markiplier" somewhere in the description on Spotify. I only clicked because of the cover and almost missed this, since I didn't recognize the names.

  4. Jack Mitchell
    Jack Mitchell
    преди ден

    I will only watch distractibles if it is like biner cast

  5. Sirbruhthesecond
    преди ден

    My brother told me about distratable before I watched this lol. And yes I didn’t spell it right sorry mark

  6. glitch_boi
    преди 2 дни

    Well there's no new episodes mark

  7. imperialist Garuda
    imperialist Garuda
    преди 2 дни

    You know this podcast needs Ethan

  8. lonely owo
    lonely owo
    преди 2 дни

    I was just laughing randomly for the entire video-

  9. minecrafex
    преди 3 дни

    When mark's has his disappointed face on and sais you made a mistake

  10. Parsa jamei
    Parsa jamei
    преди 3 дни

    You are litterly his slave...you try...over and over again and everytime I say no...you're stuck with me

  11. Sophia Kennett
    Sophia Kennett
    преди 4 дни

    How the fuck is mark able to continuously spew this much somehow coordinated unscripted bullshit?

  12. Katlyn Spurlock
    Katlyn Spurlock
    преди 4 дни

    Did anyone else reply to markiplier and apologize for things I couldn't control?😅😅

  13. Elise
    преди 4 дни

    Fuck. I was tryna see how long I could put it off bc I never finish things and I'm trying to complete things, but tonight i was like oH MY GOD I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT IM NOT GONNA END UP FINISHING AN EPISODE ;_;

  14. shamallow ö
    shamallow ö
    преди 4 дни

    me, playing this video 4 weeks after it came out so I can peacefully sleep with mark's somehow southing voice, to then opening my eyes wide open at 5:22 because I felt something coming and it was my name o.o

  15. Jaxson Bloem
    Jaxson Bloem
    преди 4 дни

    When ur so dumb and u can’t find the link..........

  16. villager knight
    villager knight
    преди 5 дни

    so scary you show your face so long and your video

  17. Mr_Chunkie
    преди 5 дни

    “I see u typing with ur words when u should be typing with ur ears alone”- Markiplier 2021 😂

  18. Midnight meztli
    Midnight meztli
    преди 5 дни

    The fact that I actually feel guilty isT_T....just wow

  19. Carbon wolf
    Carbon wolf
    преди 6 дни

    i cant find it on spotify

  20. Pizofsoda
    преди 7 дни

    How's about I don't?

  21. Omega Lighting
    Omega Lighting
    преди 7 дни

    0:30 I was starting to wonder what I clicked on. Usually the first 30 seconds of a video I watch has something scientific or funny. Let's see how this goes. 0:46 reply I don't even know what that is. 2:34 reply The problem with podcasts today is that most of us relate them to some political view. And most of us aren't interested in political view podcasts. (I have a feeling your podcast is a lot less popular than your BGglobal channel) 2:44 reply Not properly distracted? I keep pausing the video to post a comment, which would probably be easier to record as a video myself. I am very distracted. 4:00 I'm starting to think that he is on a loop for the next 40 minutes. 5:52 Well I guess you're not going to get to a different point. I'm sure the rest is entertaining, but I'm practicing on being entertaining myself with comments.

  22. Stella Maris
    Stella Maris
    преди 8 дни

    Honestly, his acting and jokes throughout the stream are impressive. It makes me want to write a character just for him.

  23. Yikes draws
    Yikes draws
    преди 8 дни

    Put this in 2x speed

  24. RazerBlazerXD
    преди 8 дни

    Mark would make an amazing villain

  25. Lexi WolfX
    Lexi WolfX
    преди 9 дни


  26. Paolalith Gonzalez
    Paolalith Gonzalez
    преди 9 дни

    Bruh i thought my screen was frozen at the start

  27. Alison Evans
    Alison Evans
    преди 9 дни

    Tf you doin' in the comments go watch Distractible.

  28. Nojo
    преди 10 дни

    I should be typing with my ears

  29. Mr,Carterカーターさん
    преди 10 дни

    What is it

  30. deathking 4119
    deathking 4119
    преди 10 дни

    But whatever happened to....BONERCAST

  31. Anthony Marino
    Anthony Marino
    преди 10 дни

    I'm just here because I know this video has the link and I'm too lazy to type the word "Distractible" into Google. But I did have to type it into BGglobal to get to this video. And now I'm typing out this comment. So in reality I did way more typing than I needed to. Maybe I'm not lazy. Maybe I'm just an idiot.

  32. Scott Larmore
    Scott Larmore
    преди 11 дни

    Geeze, now I know how Ethan felt when we saw a wall full of photos…..

  33. Garrett Satterfield
    Garrett Satterfield
    преди 11 дни

    The fact that you can ramble on alone and fluently for so long convinced me you could be a good podcast host

  34. Mizzkitty1113 M
    Mizzkitty1113 M
    преди 11 дни

    can i like have him for christmas 😅😭😻😢😝

  35. alberach
    преди 11 дни

    And SKIP!

  36. HBGaming
    преди 12 дни

    18 videos..? later, I have still not liked the video.

  37. Shaniza Garcia
    Shaniza Garcia
    преди 12 дни


  38. ꨄ That one Bisexual ꨄ
    ꨄ That one Bisexual ꨄ
    преди 12 дни

    Me: reading comments Mark: yells “look into my eyes!” Me: 😦

  39. Hannah Murff
    Hannah Murff
    преди 12 дни

    Jokes on you, Mark, I’m caught up to all of the podcast episodes and I’m here just to get degraded.

  40. Jack Mercer
    Jack Mercer
    преди 12 дни

    I’m not that big a fan of podcasts BUT holy hell Distractible is a lot of fun to listen to! You guys need to make more frequent episodes, like two a week. I would genuinely pay to listen to Distractible.

  41. Fate Novak
    Fate Novak
    преди 13 дни

    Not the wide angle of shame :(

  42. Fox
    преди 13 дни

    Ha, jokes on you I already listened to it all when it first released

  43. Lavonda Roussin
    Lavonda Roussin
    преди 13 дни

    So how do you spell that Mark I don't know how you get there but please don't be mad when you sound mad it's kind of scares me please don't do that

  44. Cubed Cheese
    Cubed Cheese
    преди 13 дни


  45. Jackie Kraus
    Jackie Kraus
    преди 14 дни

    The kindhearted substance spatially weigh because period anteriorly march than a nice freighter. muddled, wanting catsup

  46. sxneze
    преди 14 дни

    20:26 threatening words i haven't heard in over a decade

  47. sxneze
    преди 14 дни

    it's funny when markiplier yells at me

  48. Random Fandoms
    Random Fandoms
    преди 14 дни

    This has that one Ninjala stream energy.

  49. jabba the hutt
    jabba the hutt
    преди 15 дни


  50. Sickly Spider961
    Sickly Spider961
    преди 15 дни

    When are you making new content for distractible

  51. The Music Man
    The Music Man
    преди 15 дни

    Now that they have a podcast they should have an episode where they talk about boners and call the episode bonercast

  52. Nabil Abedin
    Nabil Abedin
    преди 15 дни

    Can you talk about boner cast in your podcast

  53. SaNdY gOoSe GrEg
    SaNdY gOoSe GrEg
    преди 16 дни

    Cat yhnh bb c cvvgfz

  54. Osamu Dazai
    Osamu Dazai
    преди 16 дни

    That live stream was one heck of an amazing live 😀 totally wasn’t scared

  55. Tonczek :D
    Tonczek :D
    преди 16 дни

    I just listened 45 minutes adult man shouting random things while i tried to make my homeworks. Sometimes im asking why the hell im doing these things

  56. Agent Plug-N-Play
    Agent Plug-N-Play
    преди 16 дни

    i wanna kill my dad

  57. Sydney Primeau
    Sydney Primeau
    преди 16 дни

    *Mark telling me stuff* Me: “yes Mark, yes Mark”

  58. Icey Pies
    Icey Pies
    преди 17 дни

    "You should be typing with your ears"- Mark 2021

  59. CrystalChronologicalCo
    преди 17 дни

    Mark: 3 links in the description below Me: *coughs coughs * Actually there should be 4 you guys are on Audible. *Runs before Mark has time to do a whole another video and gives me another lecture* 😅

  60. Jen
    преди 17 дни

    YES!!!!!! I've been waiting years for this!!!! I've listened to every 3 peens episode! This is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

  61. Katie fallbrezze
    Katie fallbrezze
    преди 17 дни

    My brother wont listen to distractible

  62. Deadpool
    преди 18 дни

    Yeah... I'm on youtube to watch videos. Couldn't care less about some crappy old fashioned radio style nonsense.

  63. Jacob Boyd
    Jacob Boyd
    преди 18 дни

    Is it bad if I put this on in the background just to have noise to not fell alone

  64. Tina Sessa
    Tina Sessa
    преди 18 дни

    Why yes I am trying to get my grades up and I have A+ for all my classes

  65. Tina Sessa
    Tina Sessa
    преди 18 дни

    Mark: don’t come here and go to the link Me: then why did you make a video!? Even though I love watching his videos because it makes me happy and makes me laugh.🥰

  66. Tina Sessa
    Tina Sessa
    преди 18 дни


  67. Tina Sessa
    Tina Sessa
    преди 18 дни


  68. Walt Davis
    Walt Davis
    преди 19 дни

    Yes yes, you can stop now. You have reached me...

  69. Andrew Nielson
    Andrew Nielson
    преди 19 дни

    terrible podcast, garbage

  70. Cameron Sanchez
    Cameron Sanchez
    преди 19 дни

    I love Marks angry and violent ASMR videos.

    преди 19 дни

    I literally listened to this entire thing because why the fuck not

  72. Thedarkenderman Eddie VR
    Thedarkenderman Eddie VR
    преди 19 дни

    🍉🍉🍉Well thanks Dad 🤣🤣

  73. Samantha Taylor
    Samantha Taylor
    преди 19 дни

    Mark: Can you do two? Me: *flashbacks to Heist with Markiplier when I couldn't choose* No, Mark, no I can't!

  74. ana neko (Ana_Neko)
    ana neko (Ana_Neko)
    преди 19 дни

    Jokes on u I wasn’t really paying attention and if i was I immediately forgot wat u just said 🧑‍🚀

  75. Kya Hebbard
    Kya Hebbard
    преди 20 дни

    "three peens in the pods." Mark 2021

  76. PC-Gamer
    преди 20 дни

    9:15 when the link is broken so is Mark

  77. ?Logic?
    преди 20 дни


    1. ?Logic?
      преди 20 дни

      Also btw what is this distractible thing?

    2. ?Logic?
      преди 20 дни

      starts talking

  78. SwagPanda
    преди 20 дни

    What’s next I’ll won’t stop slapping u till u watch/listen (such as)

  79. Butter for Summer
    Butter for Summer
    преди 20 дни

    45mins long.......... damn

  80. MRChromatic3
    преди 20 дни

    Hepf am stumk, if yuo clickings pause yuo of not able unbause an yuo cantings of leav vidoe am stumk heer for long of times

  81. BlueFae
    преди 21 ден

    Okay okay. I was doubtful of Distractable only because I usually can't focus on podcasts due to my ADHD. However! I think because Distractable is made BY people with ADHD, it's absolutely perfect for me to listen to. Thank you Mark, Bob and Wade for making the perfect and only podcast, for me :) PS: Make more episodes NOW

  82. Adrian Ferreira
    Adrian Ferreira
    преди 21 ден

    What the f*** is distractible?

  83. emoyoongi
    преди 21 ден

    i got so scared when he said my name lord ( btw my name is Kaydee) why is he so nice to Instagram but so mean to us T-T

  84. emoyoongi
    преди 21 ден

    mark getting mad cuz people broke the thing me: daddy chill ;-;

    преди 21 ден

    Yha alright mark

  86. Narelle V.d. Heijden
    Narelle V.d. Heijden
    преди 21 ден

    My new sleeping sound

  87. Cloud2iArt
    преди 21 ден

    Give this man a Grammy for unlocking the greatest advertising method, reverse-phycology and threats. ~BGglobal don't take this comment serious~

  88. Saphire Starr
    Saphire Starr
    преди 21 ден

    Mark- * Starts becoming immediately upsetti. * Me- Hey look man- I just came here for the link and got distracted by your heavy breathing! * Begins to sob. * ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

  89. Chance Bamford
    Chance Bamford
    преди 21 ден

    Man I was not ready for this

  90. Seth Heijboer
    Seth Heijboer
    преди 21 ден

    How can you keep talking for so long?!

  91. JD Cress
    JD Cress
    преди 22 дни

    Coming to this video after already having listened to the first 2 episodes is...awkward.

  92. Omega Slash
    Omega Slash
    преди 22 дни

    Markiplier is a great actor

  93. ProGamerEnVy BEAST
    ProGamerEnVy BEAST
    преди 22 дни


  94. Owen Szep
    Owen Szep
    преди 22 дни

    podcasts are just about hair & oder

    1. Owen Szep
      Owen Szep
      преди 22 дни

      his podcasts at lest

  95. Broxxbe
    преди 23 дни

    Jesus Loves You All Repent

  96. Tobes
    преди 23 дни

    This is the most slim shady like song i have heard for a while

  97. Kronosphere100
    преди 23 дни

    I realize it's like 90% of his profession and that he has been honing his craft for over 7 years, but how does one man speak continuously for nearly 45 minutes?!

  98. Justinwatchin
    преди 23 дни

    The dedication to make a 45 minute video about a podcast

  99. Hanzi Jojo
    Hanzi Jojo
    преди 23 дни


  100. Lixian
    преди 23 дни

    Mark always looks like the perfect guy to hug even when he's mad He's always so unique and funny to me that he can never be scary